Grand Re-opening

Hey everybody, I'm back. Please don't all show your jubilation at once, save a little for later. I can't believe it's been almost two years since I last blogged, talk about a little time off. So you're all probably wondering what I've been doing since the last time I blogged. The answer, still the same thing, just in a different state. I left the friendly confines of Baltimore and Towson for my home state of New Jersey. From old bay, crabs, std's, and crime to well...trash, pollution, Camden, and the Pine Barrens, but it's home.

Okay, so I lied, a lot of things have changed since I moved back to the Dirty Jerz. My girlfriend, Jax, and I, in an attempt to save up money for a house, live in an apartment that we converted from her parents garage. We like to call it "the apage." Our front yard is a huge lake which was great in the summer time, but now, not so much. It's spacious enough for us our two dogs, Chinchilla, and 14 gallon fish tank. Did I mention that Jax is Dr. Doolittle? Well not quite, but she's the manager of a pet store and likes any movie/tv show which includes talking animals.

I've always wanted a dog and now I have two. When we moved in, we inherited a 10 year old miniature schnauzer named Bud, very cool dog. Next we adopted a female Chinchilla, we named her Chica, well that is until we figured out that Chica was actually Chico. They told us it was a girl, I swear. Somewhere in there we got a fish tank and many fishes. Then quite recently we received a Boston Terrier Pup who was rejected by the vet at Jax's pet shop. Rejected = free puppy for us! I named him Boh Sox for Natty Boh Beer and the Boston Red Sox. In the words of Forrest Gump, "It's a house-hold name." Poor little guy has had surgery on each of his eyes already and he's only 13 weeks old, but he's recovering well and urinating and pooping all over the place.

I know that's only a little of what's been going on in the wonderful world of Kmart, but there will be more later, as well as more updates to the blog itself.